Dear Abbie: Fucking my wife now is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I`m afraid my young wife is laying with Negroes again. Because of the enormity of the male Negro`s genitalia, I`m finding it difficult to make contact with the sides of my wife`s vagina. I`ve done everything a loving husband can do. I`ve even threatened to beat her with a car aerial, but nothing seems to work. Can you please help me?! Mr. Jones
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